(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
- plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
(Source: onlylolgifs)
earth science?
Holy shit it’s a dragon scale.
Black opal. These are beautiful.
no it’s a dragon scale
a giant thing of grapes is singing evanessence
IM SHITTING
MOFSH
Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (5/10) Movie CLIP - Who, What, When, Where, and Why? (2002) HD (by movieclips)
this is clearly the best song in the world i’m sorry
every time i log off
(Source: 2000ish)
my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’
(Source: rybackrulez)
if you didn’t have a crush on at least 3 of them you are lying
As a kid I had a crush on Mowgli too…
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